The Rock Bible by Henry Owings

Author:Henry Owings [Owings, Henry]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-59474-816-5
Publisher: Quirk Books
Published: 2015-02-09T16:00:00+00:00

274 Wash your clothes on tour, even if you have only one pair of pants.

275 Sexually transmitted diseases don’t wash off in the shower.

276 Take showers on tour at least once every three days.

277 Where there are books, there are clean bathrooms. Trying to find a decent place to drop off the kids is tough on tour. Chain bookstores are always a best bet.

278 The worst toilet paper in America is always better than the best toilet paper in Europe. It’s best to bring your own, especially to Germany.

279 While driving through particularly hot parts of the country, remember that Menthol powder is your best friend when the van’s air conditioning goes out.

280 To save time on tour, open your mind to the concept of the pee bottle. There are just four simple rules. First, this is a good idea only if you have a penis. Second, use wide-mouth bottles (e.g., Snapple), as this prevents unwanted spray. Third, dispose of your bottles at the next stop. Finally, never pee in a bottle that originally held yellow liquid, as the consequences could be less than thirst-quenching.

281 For most backstage toilets, you’ll need to travel with your own plunger.

282 Always treat stage injuries immediately after the show. Infection is a greater road foe than diseases or wounds.

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